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20 Signs You Snowboard

 

March 21st, 2011

 

 

ramen-noodles

#1. You eat Ramen Noodles, all the time, whether cooked or straight out of the package like tasty chips

 

pbr

#2. PBR is your favorite adult beverage

 

 

no-work-on-powder-days

#3. You DON'T work on Powder days

 

 

no-work-all-season1

#4. You may not work at all during snowboard season

 

 

driving-in-snow1

#5. You feel safer driving on snow covered icy roads; dry pavement scares you

 

 

goggle-tan

#6. A girl/guy with a nice goggle tan provides more excitement to you than a full body tan

 

 

goggle-tan-licens

#7. You have a goggle tan in your photo ID

 

 

die-hard-and-snowboard-dvds

#8. You own 41 DVD's and 37 are snowboard DVD's. The other 4 are Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Die Hard With A Vengeance and Live Free or Die Hard

 

 

snowboard-vhs

#9. You own 50+ VHS' and they are all snowboard movies including "White Fury"

 

 

snowboard-mustache

#10. You have a mustache

 

 

snowboard-beard-and-chuck-n

#11. Your beard scares small children and gets you discounts at truck stops

 

 

hooded-sweatshirts-bear-gry1

#12. You own hooded sweatshirts that are definitely warmer and more technical than most peoples winter jacket

 

 

snow-resort-resume1

#13. Your résumé looks like a directory listing resorts around your hometown

 

 

snowboarder-mad-at-handrail

#14. You've punched a handrail out of pure anger with it

 

 

fast-food

#15. You know singlehandedly how to get the most food for your money at any fast food joint in your town

 

 

subaru-vs-ferrari

#16. To you a Subaru trumps a Ferrari

 

 

snowboarding-in-bad-weather

#17. Weather reports that make most people cringe get you excited and scrambling to grab all your snowboarding gear

 

 

snowboarding-playlist

#18. You have a playlist entitled "shred" or "schralp" or some variation of these words

 

 

summer-rail-jam

#19. You've filled a truck bed full of "snow" from an ice rink to make a summer rail jam

 

 

passed-out-snowboarders

#20. You can and will sleep anywhere....

 

 
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